Top Ten reasons I live in the mountains

1. Whatever foul mood I am in I always feel better when I look out the window.
2. I would rather my son deal with wild animals than gangs.
3. The air smells like wet pine instead of car fumes.
4. I can get to work in five minutes.
5. I know everyone at the Post Office.
6. I can hear trees sing when the wind blows.
7. Every house has a view.
8. Its always good sleeping weather.
9. No air conditioning.
10. I look at the mountains and see God.